The Game of Love. Starring Cockroach.
I’m not specifically relating a rich and vibrant lifestyle, only sharing my normal, carefree life. And because it’s such a peaceful life, as a person I find my ability to deal with sudden changes in my life has weaken.
This shows especially when I meet with the opposite sex. As a guy, he should make sure he washes his face, check for any breakfast left over between the teeth, ensure a proper change of clothes, and confirm meeting locations. With a little heighten sense of anticipation and after much preparations, it’s off to meetup.
“Let’s meet tomorrow.” is still fine, but for
“Let’s meet in an hour’s time.” or
“Let’s meet now.” challenges my mental preparation, to meet before I can prepare the “real me”.
A date at home is even harder.
While babbling an indistinct “FUEEEffjheIahfaeybBOFEREfHaI”, I will be clearing the mess in the room removing all the clothes removed that is all over the floor cleaning up all the utensils while pushing everything over to the side like a bulldozer and repeatedly thinking “let’s leave it at this corner” even though it’s meaningless.
My heart pounds, as sweat seeps out of whatever pores I have in my whole body.
With this background, it should be a simple courtesy that my girlfriend calls beforehand, and obtain permission, so that I can prepare the room to allow the both of us spend time without issues.
The only person who is allowed to make sudden visits should be someone whom you have gone out with a long time. I’d love for someone to come just before I am about to sleep, saying “I wanted to meet you, so here I am ♡ “.
Among such people, one came visit last week.
Without a single “I’m here ♡”, she flutters around happily.
Please. Go home.
This first time you came, it was when I was with four friends, where we spent 3 hours in an exciting battle using with “Goki Jet Pro” (cockcroach spray). The second time was when I was relocating.
This time my second relocation will not be so smooth, as this third battle will be a one-on-one, sealed room play.
You come suddenly, even though there’s no movie, snacks, nor video games to play with. I can act as the host with only the tea in the fridge and games in the mobile phone. Not that you will be able to tap on the mobile screen properly. Even though I’d like to serve you tea, you are between me and the door to the fridge.
I wish that you’d start playing “hide and seek” if I go out to the nearest convenience store to buy something, but I know you’re experienced enough to know otherwise. Makes ME want to do the hiding.
You’re there even when I step out the shower. That is where you start your night games. “Let me hide under the clothes without moving.” You had me at disadvantage without telling me you were coming, and I was naked, getting to wear those clothes. This tomboy, as you already her, starts the Hide and Seek.
First I got into my underwear, and run to the shelf, whipping out the killer weapon”Goki Jet Pro”. After coming out of hiding from the spraying, it would seem that I had an overwhelming victory “Hide and Seek”.
The game of tag begins. Round 2: a tag of love between in man in his twenties and cockroach (gender unknown, probably female).
That’s when I recalled that my grandmother shared with me once, “To get rid of a cockroach is similar to love.” You need to know when to the timing and the number of times to nudge the one you are interested in.
For example for social networks, you cannot just oversend messages . Not only it doesn’t work, common friends will flip their eyes into whites, Fail. It’s the same for “Goki Jet Pro”. If you spray without aim, your furniture will all turn white. Know thy lover, deliver thy finishing blow.
That’s it. Bearing patience and observational skills, and study my opponent’s movement.
If the “Goki Jet Pro” moves 4cm to the right, she will move 64cm to the left in 0.2 seconds. If the “Goki Jet Pro” moves 2cm diagonally left, she’ll moves 8cm diagonally right in 0.4 seconds. Y = −X3 , where T=time of movement, D= distance travelled by the cockroach.
At the end of the hour of love game, the final spray was used. The perfect use of “Goki Jet Pro” has made her land upside down, motionless and in heaven.
I hope this experience is useful as a reference, on how to deal with a cockroach without an appointment. It is but a game of love. The toy of love, “Goki Jet Pro”, is meant for adults.
Aaaah, to write such a high tensioned post this late night. I’ll write something serious next week…!